Everything Is Problematic!

by Trigger Warning and the Safe Spaces

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released March 19, 2017

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Track Name: Everything Is Problematic!
The way you play guitar I'm finding it traumatic
Your fingering is triggering Your instrument is phallic
Everything is problematic!
Everything is problematic!

You always win at scrabble It's oppressive to the core
Racist, ableist, classist
Triple word score!
Everything is problematic!
Everything is problematic!

The framing of your argument Isn't quite grammatic
Get out of my space
My feminism's autocratic
Everything is problematic!
Everything is problematic!
Everything is problematic!
Everything is problematic!
Track Name: What Is A Woman Anyway?
What is a woman anyway?
What is a woman anyway?
What is a woman anyway?

High heels, lipstick
Pretty pretty big tits
She's probably got anxiety cos actually she's packing heat
And doesn't want her boss to see

What is a woman anyway?
What is a woman anyway?
What is a woman anyway?

She tucks in between her legs
Nobody knows she likes to peg
Her fragile masculinity is part of her fluidity
Please don't misgender me!

I don't appreciate it
I don't appreciate it
I don't appreciate it

High heels, lipstick
Pretty pretty big tits
She's probably got anxiety cos actually she's packing heat
And doesn't want her boss to see
Track Name: Chemically Castrated
Our drummer, she's got depression and anxiety and low self-esteem
Our drummer, she's got depression and anxiety and low self-esteem

She went to her GP to get some citalopram
She went to her GP, he said there would be side effects

She's chemically castrated!
She's chemically castrated!
She's chemically castrated!

Our drummer, she's a bender
But she'd rather watch Eastenders, than get her end off
Our drummer, she's a bender
But she'd rather watch Eastenders, than get her end off

She went to her GP to get some citalopram
She went to her GP, he said there would be side effects

She's chemically castrated!
She's chemically castrated!
She's chemically castrated!
Track Name: Fanny
Fanny fanny fanny fanny fanny fanny fanny fanny!
Track Name: M.R.A. Speed Dating Disaster
You're a streetwise M.R.A.
On those forums every day
That's no girlfriend, that's your mum
Come on, it's time to have some fun!

At the M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster!

Twenty women in a row
Two minutes to get to know
Boy, you've got something to prove
Come on, let me see your best pick-up moves

At the M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster!

Oh my gosh what's happened here?!
You've freaked out and disappeared
Locked yourself inside the John
Now you're jerking off with nothing on!

At the M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster
M.R.A. speed dating disaster!
Track Name: Oppression Olympics
I'm considerably more oppressed than you
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
I'm considerably more oppressed than you
I'm considerably more oppressed than you
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
I'm considerably more oppressed than you

Transgender
No colon
Single mother
Lesbian!

I'm considerably more oppressed than you
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
I'm considerably more oppressed than you
I'm considerably more oppressed than you
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
I'm considerably more oppressed than you

Depression
Anxiety
Bisexual
Hairy minge!

He's considerably less oppressed than us
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
He's considerably less oppressed than us
He's considerably less oppressed than us
(Oppression Olympics! Oppression Olympics!)
He's considerably less oppressed than us

Straight
White
Cis
Male
Track Name: Oh, Julie
Julie, Julie Bindel can't play guitar
She's not very good at playing guitar
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Julie Bindel can't ride a bike
She's not very good at riding a bike
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel

Julie, Julie Bindel can't cook a roast
She's not very good at cooking a roast
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Julie Bindel can't formulate a convincing argument as to why trans women shouldn't be allowed in feminist spaces
Probably cos there isn't one
And perpetuating misogyny against trans women is perpetuating misogyny against all women

Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel

Julie, Julie Bindel can't play guitar
She's not very good at playing guitar
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Julie Bindel can't ride a bike
She's not very good at riding a bike
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel

Julie, Julie Bindel can't do shit!
Julie, Julie Bindel can't do shit!
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Julie Bindel can't do shit!
Julie, Julie Bindel can't do shit!
She's not very good at anything else either

Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel
Julie, Oh Julie Bindel